like an ethereal torch, 

burning free,

the light has disappeared.

You said, “no more.” 


i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson

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not sure if I’m more surprised that the government shut down or that someone in congress finally did something. 


perks of having a boyfriend

  • u can steal their clothes
  • they have 2 give u their fries
  • they look cute when they sleep
  • if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
  • free food
  • hand on my butt 

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lady gaga commanding her gays


lady gaga commanding her gays

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why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom

because freedom rings


stop unfollowing me

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