what if all of these stories about Nero and shit are from the Roman version of the Onion, and the romans are laughing at us like “no jk bra that never actually happened.”

relevant.

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At the end of the semester, I’m like…

englishmajorhumor:

factualstatements:

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It’s funny because math.

fuckyeahlaughters:

gnarltonbanks:
And there ya have it, folks.

fuckyeahlaughters:

gnarltonbanks:

And there ya have it, folks.

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rodneykong:

i was stunned when i found out girls actually enjoy sex

/gpoy

joedirt94:

Black hole eating a star

joedirt94:

Black hole eating a star

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